Amikke @Amikke@qoto.org
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Software developer, open-source enthusiast, wannabe software architect. I like learning and comparing different technologies. Also general STEM nerd.
Joined May 2021
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Njus, który potwierdza nasz światopogląd: [natychmiast, bez chwili zwłoki] podbijam, zawsze miałem rację, wyśle to innym niech widzą
Njus, który jest sprzeczny z naszym światopoglądem: nigdy w życiu, co za bzdura
[po pięciu godzinach]
w 28. źródle ojciec autora zabijał wiewiórki, więc cały njus można zignorować
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Właśnie minęło przesilenie zimowe. Dokładnie 7 minut temu, także trochę się spóźniłem... Szczęśliwego nowego roku!
Whenever I’ve wondered about how something in Erlang works, I have never been disappointed in the answer. I almost always leave with the impression that the designers did the “right thing”. I suppose this is in contrast to Java, which does the pedantic thing, Perl, which does the kludgy thing, Ruby, which has two independent implementations of the wrong thing, and C, which doesn’t do anything.
- Evan Miller
Still one of my favourite quotes ever.
Source: https://www.evanmiller.org/why-i-program-in-erlang.html
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any weeb born after 2000 can't anime. all they know is vtubers, play gacha, browse twitter, coom, post dey fumos, get groomed and say nigger
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Letting an advertisement company run your web site analytics, is like...
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Pixelfed pozwala administratorom na ustawienie komunikatu dla wpisów zawierających frazy typu *covid* z wybranym linkiem, więc admin może ustawić coś typu „Aby odnaleźć informacje o COVID-19, obejrzyj film Jerzego Zięby”. Cudowna funkcja.
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Kolega był na pogrzebie osoby, która zmarła na COVID.
Ksiądz na mszy mówił, jaka to wielka strata i jaka straszna choroba ją dotknęła.
Po czym zaczął rzucać zaklęcia nad kielichem z "ciałem Chrystusa" i wkładał ludziom w kolejce, po kolei te andruty do buzi, gołymi dłońmi.
Heh.
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RT @kbsingh@twitter.com
Was reminded of this image.
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Ludzie: powinniśmy wrócić do życia w Naturze!
Tymczasem życie w Naturze:
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2550. Webb
title text: Each one contains a chocolate shaped like a famous spacecraft and, for the later numbers, a pamphlet on managing anxiety.
(https://xkcd.com/2550)
(https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2550
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FreeBoardGames.org is mainly powered by https://boardgame.io, an #opensource #typescript engine for turn-based #games. One of the main devs, Chris, created this beautiful diagram to present the order of internal API calls in boardgame.io (see https://github.com/boardgameio/boardgame.io/issues/808#issuecomment-945141162).
The game mechanics are described using the concepts of "phases" and "stages" wherein players whose "turn" it is are allowed to make certain "moves". Several event hooks are called for each move and each stage change.
It's not that hard to implement your own game: Join us on https://github.com/freeboardgames/FreeBoardGames.org
The game mechanics are described using the concepts of "phases" and "stages" wherein players whose "turn" it is are allowed to make certain "moves". Several event hooks are called for each move and each stage change.
It's not that hard to implement your own game: Join us on https://github.com/freeboardgames/FreeBoardGames.org
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It doesn't work to rage against the machine if the machine feeds on rage.
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- pl, en, Julia, Python, C, C++, C#, Java, Javascript, Erlang, PHP, Ruby
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- heli/heliself (xenogender, please don't discriminate)
Software developer, open-source enthusiast, wannabe software architect. I like learning and comparing different technologies. Also general STEM nerd.
Joined May 2021
