EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

So tired of society's rules. That's it, from now on, whenever I eat something, I'm starting from the middle.

Twitter: "Hi, we're run by a cryptofascist who reinstates the accounts of literal nazis while suspending those of press. We'll keep randomly taking away features with no notice and limiting your visibility until you pay us a monthly fee, which you can only do in a handful of countries. Vaccines are bad, the election was rigged, and we love Putin!"

Mastodon: "Hi! You need to choose a server and our DM UX is a little iffy."

Users: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FACED A CHOICE THIS HARD"

This day in history. 1966. The Soviets launched dogs Veterok and Ugolek into orbit on Cosmos 110, for a record-setting 21 days. Something happened to them up there, something unnatural, but they never spoke of it.

I don't eat between meals. As long as gummy bears don't count.

At this point I just apologize to people as soon as I meet them.

day 1: the ai chatbot is self-aware!

day 2: the ai chatbot is incredibly depressed and wants to lose about 15 pounds

Look, I'm biased, but this model of Barad-dûr that my dad built out of wood *from scratch* is pretty damn awesome! Check out this video for the making-of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGNPfhXXMbc

#lotr #MastoArt #art #craft

[three ufos in a trench coat] how about this weather

Me: bing what time is the next local avatar showing?

Bing: your momma's a ho 😊

Pizzeria: The pizza couldn’t get delivered, it came back.
Me: Was it greater than 10MB?

they also never use their turn signals

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Where should we have dinner tonight
I don’t know you decide
Forever until one of us dies

Sons of Bibliography