lobster @Lobster@qoto.org

Dear Friends of #drones,
#Today I have been guzzling ginger beer and #sipping #Port.
Eating #Homemade #twittermass … eh sorry Siri, X-Mass #Cake.

All delicious!

I am #pleased to report we have been #gifted:

• kettle chips, including #vegan #lentil chips. Also known as #cwisps
  in the #FreeStates of #Brexit Island
• mince pies with suet but no mincing or quince
• alcohol free #Punch … (is there a #Judy version?)
• #chocolate brownies
• liqueur chocolates
  etc.
  Was also able to see #Granny #Smiths #Apples (a #Pure #Consumerist Americana) latest bauble babble AI work as not intended. Our familiar friend is a ‘#creatives’ #trainer
  touting Apple as more secure than #Android/#Alexia. A turn on your tracker fan-gal
  and Apple ‘free’ training sessions, slave/employee of the mouth

Well I must #admit I was more #tempted by the #unavailable #courses:

• #Jail-breaking with #OpenSource #Swift (no hollow #laughing at the back please)
• #Running #Debian on your McDonald’s booking, Sorry Siri, Mac-book Pro
• Bartering in your VPN, Search Engine, Afri-acana #Safari #browser for a brand olde
  wonderland real life computer …

As I was a little drunk was able to be admonished by Siri on two separate spook devices … eh … table phones.
Yep! Peeps feel it is safe to have phones on, and on the table.
Therefore think it is OK to hijack other peoples devices by saying hey Siri and …
talking over their efforts and issuing commands to turn themselves off permanently and provide a list of swear words they do not recommend etc.

I am a #bad, bad #juvenile #hostess. Too #Bad! More #tips #welcome?

Anyways, we all had a great #FunTime, Apart from #Siri the Artificial Imbecile (#AI)
Gaia coming soon. General Ass-kicking Inclusive Assistant