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I’m basically the king of condiments. I have hot sauces, herbs, rubs, etc...for just about anything.

I’m going out to White House today. White House, Tennessee that is.

Oh look it's a bathroom mirror selfie, height discourse is over but I wanted to confirm that I am, in fact, all gams

it me/eye contact 

I have to leave my house today so I tried to put some make up on in an attempt to look alive? lmao I’m so sick

This is my dog. She is old and cranky but I love her so damn much.

(cw: food?) If you're having a bad day: 

hej hej! Jag heter banan hunden, jag säger nöff nöff och gnägg, tack tack hedo nämen elsklingen!

selfie/eye contact 

oh my god the stars aligned and there’s a filter that actually makes me look cute instead of an alien

What kind of accent do you have? When I read your toots I try to read them in a voice. I have an American Midwest with a little northeastern accent.

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