Never forget the face of your father.
I’m basically the king of condiments. I have hot sauces, herbs, rubs, etc...for just about anything.
I’m going out to White House today. White House, Tennessee that is.
Yummy! #Manmeat
Oh look it's a bathroom mirror selfie, height discourse is over but I wanted to confirm that I am, in fact, all gams
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I have to leave my house today so I tried to put some make up on in an attempt to look alive? lmao I’m so sick
This is my dog. She is old and cranky but I love her so damn much.
#sketch
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hej hej! Jag heter banan hunden, jag säger nöff nöff och gnägg, tack tack hedo nämen elsklingen!
https://twitter.com/everydaylouie/status/1051320064622784512
Hockey night!
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Debbie Harry❤️
Selfie where both me and the cat look normal (rare)
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oh my god the stars aligned and there’s a filter that actually makes me look cute instead of an alien
this is how white boys fingerblast the coochie
What kind of accent do you have? When I read your toots I try to read them in a voice. I have an American Midwest with a little northeastern accent.
Current Mood:
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woke up & the butt was lookin mighty fine
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Tired puppy
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