you know what they say, two's company, three's more company!
@root and four is 'OMG LET ME OUT OF THIS ELEVATOR'.
oh... i thought that was saying 'alright who's ready for an orgy' as soon as the doors close.
@root I only have this advice regarding orgies: It doesn't pay to turn up late to an orgy.
fun fact never had sex with more than one person but i can imagine why that would be the case
True orgy masters will arrive just as the sex starts so you can skip the akward socializng and dive head first into the fuckpile.
@Roxxie_Riot @Surasanji @root IF I WANTED TO CHIT CHAT I’D GO TO THE KNITTING CIRCLE NOW TOUCHEY WUTCHY
LEWD
@tibius @Roxxie_Riot @root one of my coworkers, who doesn't speak English well, just asked me what I was giggling about.
Orgies, I replied.
What is Orgies? he asked.
That's when everyone goes and fucks in a pit, I replied.
He looked at me for a moment, nodded up and went back to work.
