DaveTLV @Surasanji@qoto.org
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the perfect date
@Surasanji "large soft fruit, with orange-yellowish flesh, and a mildly rich and pleasing flavor"
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the perfect date
you, reading this! jeez, you're cool
the perfect date
@buffaloser Thank you, Dale. I'm afraid that knowing myself I must disagree.
Medjool is the perfect date.
@8track the safe word is " Papillon "
@jacethechicken My full title is 'Dave'.
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*bursts into the room, desperately struggling against my captors who eventually drag me back* WOMEN FOLK DUO HARMONIES! PROTECT THEM! WOMEN FOLK DUO HARMONIES!
@MordecaiPinhas it's the worst case of Indigo Girlitus we've ever seen. We believe it may be terminal.
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Stuck behind someone in a Nissan Pathfinder with the license plate "Wifey."
I dare not pass for fear I will glimpse what lies within.
@bryceyoungquist They were as gods who moved in this place.
@buffaloser Pork iPig
@jacethechicken Excellent!
I for some reason feel the need to scream into the patented MastoVoid about how much I love my cat.
(Hint: It's a lot.)
@EdgarAllanFoe Scum Grampus.
@quokka That is pretty terrible. I'm sorry for your loss.
sculpted genitalia as a gift.
My coworker went to Florence recently and got me a gift. I love it. It's friggin hilarious!
photo of me in egg
@root TIL that egg is natural habitat of slimebot.
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"You can't fav over email"
@quokka what kind of samples?
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A horn section turns any mundane event into a spectacle.
Account has been Depreciated. Thanks for all the fun, QOTO!
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