Trillenial @Trillenial@qoto.org

New law: if your car alarm goes off for over 20 minutes I'm legally allowed to push it into the fucking sea

Everyone complains about how much memory Google Chrome uses, but considering how much data its extracting from each user I'd say it's remarkably well optimized.

If you give them an inch they take a mile, so if you give them a mile they take 63360 miles.

Basically if you want to give them an inch give them inch give them 0.00001578282 of an inch and they take the rest.

This is actually unbelievably horrible I can't fathom how this got put out

Purity rings are self fulfilling prophecies

After solving a bug you've been debugging for 2 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sHvWYAzIRo

me like in-group

I wonder how many more times internet personalities and public speakers are going, in a very condescending manner, explain basics of machine learning to me.

Here's my devil's advocate summary of Stoicism: Stop doing things you like and replace them with things you hate, this helps you somehow.

rain resistant pesticides after I run my fruit under the water for 0.3 seconds

why the fuck is Quavo on Eurovision

Never forget this actually happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME

"I love animals", *eats meat*. Just say you like dogs mate no one is going to judge you.

Limos are completely worthless debate me

People on the internet will forever condemn all personality tests saying they're for normies but the second the doomer/bloomer/zoomer/boomer shit comes out they eat it up.

It's like saying speaking is hard, yeah maybe speaking is hard if you're delivering rhetoric in a debate to thousands of people, but if you're just asking someone where the nearest bathroom it's completely trivial.

There are still programmers out there perpetuating the myth that programming is hard, prepare for an extremely lukewarm take.

Programming is just a set of tools and that set of tools and learning this tool set is not challenging to learn over an extended period.

Programming is only as hard as the problems you are solving with it, if you're solving simple problems programming is simple, likewise for the contrary.

New rule for programmers: never fucking say to me just "it doesn't work". Most frustrating reply.