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Popeye is more of a superhero than Batman. Change my mind.

Just as Liquor Turns a Face Red, Gold Turns a Heart Black

If you were unfortunate enough to e-file your US #tax using HR Block, Taxact or Taxslayer, your most sensitive financial information was nonconsenually shared with Facebook, where it was added to the involuntary dossier the company maintains billions of people, including people who don't have Facebook accounts.

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Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

The lesson to take from the big layoffs at Twitter and Facebook is this: "The job will never love you back." No matter how much effort you put in, no matter how clever you are, no matter how long you've committed yourself to $COMPANY, when push comes to shove, you're just a replaceable part in the machine.

Keep your weekends and your evenings. Leave your bugs at work. Your time is for you, and your boss won't send you flowers.

This was my favourite post I ever made on the bird site because of the amazing replies I got, so in an attempt to make this place a bit warmer and happier for me I'll try this here too. Don't know what hashtag this could possibly fit under so I appreciate all replies/boosts :)

What are some decidedly mundane parts of nature that still fill you with joy and wonder anyway every time you see them? Bonus points for pictures!

"Too many policemen, no liberty; Too many soldiers, no peace; Too many lawyers, no justice."
-Lin Yutang

I used to not like facial hair, but it's growing on me.

My friend told me I didn't understand irony, which was ironic as we were standing by a bus stop at the time.

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