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if you manage to go into $2,147,483,648 worth of debt an integer underflow occurs meaning that the bank now owes you $4,294,967,295 trust me bro that's how it works bro

If you want the cure for cancer...?
Just ask 🤗
It's free!!!
It works 😝👌
And guess what?! 👀
Cancer research doesn't want to know! 😩
I've tried and tried to tell them 😳
They shut me down, block me!!
And the Hospitals 👀 Section me!!
So I'll shout as loud as I can!!!
Cannabis oil cures Cancer!!!
Just try and tell me I'm wrong!
Try and shut me up!!!
Cure over profit!!
Humanity over greed!!
Make Love...
Love not War 😇🙏
Give this plant a chance 😅👍
#Cannabissaveslives
#RSOcureseverything
#Cannabiscurescancer
#doctorsarefrauds
#cancerresearchukarefrauds

A whole new place, you beautiful Cunts! 😄

Creatures of the Internet!!!

It's not Facebook...
Twitter, or what's the other one???
Buyagram 🙄 Sellagram? Fuckagran!! 😅👌Boring!!
Its here! Thanks Elon!
Oh BTW 👀
You'll only gain true power,
By giving it all away!! 🤣👌
But that's for you to find out, soon! 😩🙏
When the Aliens bring us our technology n shit to get to Mars 🙄👌
For all us regular powerless humans...
We have this!!!
A New Tinternet platform thing 🤗
To start off fresh, and make fresh arse fools of ourselves 😄 From scratch! 😝
with whole new ways of placing advertisements in our tiny brains!!
Like...
Who the fuck is this bitch?
Again 😅
Who's this Cunt??
Again 🤔
All over...
Again!? 😳
Advert...
Cancer research Advert....
Advert...
2007... Again but with more adverts!! 🤣
Like Amy, when she first joined Facebook. but cooler!! 👀
Wayyyyy Cooler than... Twitter Amy 👀
Forget her!!! She never existed!!
Coz Twitter was proper shite, Tbh!! 😳😩🤣
Fuck Facebook too!!!
ZUCKERCUNT!! 🙄
Remember...
Everything gets better with age!!!
Not Facebook!!
Just,
Wine,
few other things 🤔
Especially this fucking bitch!!!
And at 41, I'm just getting started ffs 😝💯
Soooooo....
If you can't stand the banter!!
Then basically....
(who ever the fuck you are 🤣)
get the fuck outa my kitchen!!!
Because shits bout to get hot!! 🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
😭 im gona get barred first, watch this!! 👀
Yea yea, Love you bye xxx

Bird site stuff 

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and guess that all the successes at Musk’s companies came when he got bored and stopped bothering the people who did the real work

The speed of Elon Musk's burning down of Twitter is wild to observe. Just today:

Twitter privacy executives quit, sparking FTC alarm
washingtonpost.com/technology/

Musk Warns Twitter Bankruptcy Possible as Senior Executives Exit
bloomberg.com/news/articles/20

US politics. 

The two US political commentators on Aljazeera English are rather civilized. No shouting over each other, despite one being Republican and the other being Democrat. Very unlike the news shows in their country.

More people have responded to my post about The Books of Jacob here than on Twitter, where I have 7X as many followers.

#books

Bird site & politics 

On the bird site, I waded through the unpleasant posts of right-wing libetarian shills who're like spoilt kids demanding we give them our sweets while they refuse to share those they already have.

Made me realise that Mastodon is where the grown ups have gone.

One trend I did spot over there was that Elno's blue tick is being used by satire accounts to troll conscience-light multinational companies.

& because of the sackings, there's no one to monitor/stop them.
#birdsite

We gotta go all in against the right, their media, and the mainstream media. Start supporting the people and institutions that get this and forget the rest.

@Baley Women dont fart/poop, I know this because I had a girlfriend once and she told me.

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