grudgecat 100% organic snuggle @grudgecat@qoto.org

Apples float

bury me middle finger up

#CockBar

Me: Siri, how long does it take to drive from Houston to Los Angeles?

Siri: Google it, lazy ass.

I accidentally left my dessert out all night, and what I found in the morning was really off-pudding.

I love this silence. #photography

The Dancing Auroras of Saturn
Credits: #NASA, Cassini, VIMS, U. Arizona, U. Leicester, #JPL, ASI
#nature #space #astrophotography

#RuPaul slams right-wing 'stunt queens' pushing anti-drag bills. #LGBTQ #AntiDrag #Hate #Bigotry #GOP #GOPLies #Gaslighting

"We know that #bullies are incompetent at solving real issues,” he continued. “They look for easy targets so they can give the impression of being effective.

“They think our love, our light, our laughter and our joy are signs of weakness. But they’re wrong because that is our strength. Drag queens are the Marines of the queer movement.”

He then issues a powerful a call to action: “Don’t get it twisted and don’t be distracted. Register to vote so we can get these stunt queens out of office and put some smart people with real solutions into government.

https://www.thepinknews.com/2023/03/09/rupaul-anti-drag-bills-statement/

OK, here's a story. 1/

In three months, Large Language Models (LLMs) like ChatGPT will become the largest supplier of new bureaucracy in America.

100% of Fortune 500 companies are upgraded to use LLM-generated text in external, customer-facing workflows and internal workflows.

Afterwards, bureaucratic capability for customer service and claim denial reaches a perfect operational record.

Making Self-Promo Work on the #Fediverse

While the worst of the Twitter influx has died down, Fedi is still seeing a huge number of new members. And a lot of y’all new folks are creatives or self-employed or otherwise rely on social media for keeping the bills paid. While a lot of ‘how to promote yourself’ stuff is fairly universal, some things vary from platform to platform.

To help creative folks new to fedi, I put some info on self-promoting on the Fediverse

https://jessmahler.com/making-self-promo-work-on-the-fediverse/

ICYMI

Please boost for reach: Fedora Linux is focusing on accessibility for the next five years. I'd love to see people with disabilities, very much including blind people, comment on this. If you're interested in Linux, or free and open source software, your voices are valuable. I hope Fedora finds our voices valuable too.

https://discussion.fedoraproject.org/t/fedora-strategy-2028-focus-area-review-accessibility/46898/12

#accessibility #linux #fedora #foss

If you tell your friends about Mastodon, you’re technically an ambassador of the federation.

So is someone going to sue Kevin McCarthy and Fox News for this deal to hand over all the Capitol security footage from Jan. 6 to (checks notes) Tucker Carlson exclusively? How is that even remotely legal? @aclu

Oh #MelBrooks you sly dog!

This is not a drill people! History of the World Part II

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jok7jfOUUxI

Give a man a gun and he'll rob a bank.

Give a man a bank and he'll rob everyone.

#goldenspiral #fibonacci #geometry #mondays #math #humor #humour

*Valentine’s Day*

Me: “Have this Chocolate Heart. It is representative of my love for you.”

Her: “Thanks. I shall break it into pieces and eat it...”

I’m sure glad we keep sacrificing children so a small group of people can continue to make owning guns their whole fucking personality.