There's an idea: Buy all the 2020 calendars you can still find and wait until December. Then start a campaign to incentivize people to burn 2020 calendars to create a cathartic reaction. "This year sucked, burn it all" or "Let's receive this new year atop the ashes of the old one". Finally sell those calendars for a profit and hope nobody notices this scheme.

@hfaust your business idea shows promise but can you involve blockchain and IoT somehow

@fluffy Hm, what about burning everyone who un-ironically suggests that along with the calendars?

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@fluffy Our studies have shown that a good percentage of prospective customers would pay to see that. Moreover, a non-negligible number of those would pay extra to light the fire.

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@fluffy Sure. We can make it an annual event. All years suck, after all. (Some more than others, of course. But I think we could find a way to make them all reasonably miserable.)

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@josemanuel @hfaust Great! Let’s make it seasonal, sell a sort of “season pass”. With blockchain

@fluffy Great! Tell your people to contact my people in order to meet and start working on it. We should have an MVP right before the Holiday Season.

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