lurker @lurker@qoto.org

Kenya's presidential aspirant, Professor Ras Wajackoya plans to, Legalise and sell bhang, weekends to start on Fridays, suspend constitution for 6 months, have 8 Prime Ministers, re-introduce death penalty and smoke a joint at state house on first day. 😀wangwan!

Carl Friedrich Deiker, Kapitaler Hirsch mit Tieren

#animals https://artvee.com/dl/kapitaler-hirsch-mit-tieren/

> gameshow
> contestant is running "the weirdest drag show in Detroit"
> says he needs the money because late stage capitalism is a nightmare
> other contestants agree

Now that's entertainment

Twitter + Starlink

😳

@georgia

You see the hashtags over there? That's the sign, they have arrived. Fear not, my son, by dawn these dark blue plains will be free from the bluecheck scourge.

Gather your arrows, dip their tips into the lainfrog—and make sure not to hit too many people from the misskey tribe.

i will be buying email for $68 billion

become unfederateable

> “We were very wealthy,” says Errol. “We had so much money at times we couldn't even close our safe.”
> With one person holding the money in place, another other would slam the door.

Bitcoin fixes this

I mean...

mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry- mommy? 🥺