When you have motion sensors set up in every room of your home, but the internet of sh*t fails in surprising ways:

1. Like a stranger in your own home, you stumble around all over the place trying to find a light switch in the dark.

2. You keep forgetting that you have to manually turn off the lights when you leave the room.

3. You're now scared to enter the bathroom as the lights are on and the only reasonable conclusion is that someone broke into your place to steal your toilet paper.