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Pulling out an earbud when someone enters the room is the 21st century's
ultimate sign of respect.
-Prettyprettyyygood, Mar 2016
Someone should develop a browser app that very gradually starts changing words
so you can begin to learn a language.
-whilst_i_poop, Jul 2016
Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But
the same dinner for weeks? Now, that's just insanity.
-roessera, Feb 2014

this cow does not want you talking to them or their son every again

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people go and watch the cow dance cause it's one of the few glimpses of pure joy a dutch person can experience youtube.com/watch?v=YZWc5t3ZJA

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yall ever see the cow dance? cows here are kept in a stable over winter so they don't freeze to death and they go absolutely sicko mode when theyre let out again youtu.be/du8IZkeNxu8

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WARNING :blobcatstop:
@a_lizard is very cow horny currently. Keep your cows safe :ablobderpyhappy:

F9UND 9UT P1LL9WF9RT D9ES NO 1NPUT SAN1T1ZAT19N AND W1LL JUST. LET Y9U EMBED A F9RCED L9G9UT 1N A P9ST. FUCK1NG L9L.

Here's an upside down video I wanted to share.

(I filmed it upside down because it was easier this way, and I don't have any app to edit it 😭)

#PigeonLover

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