nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

The description of "pound-shop Nigel Farage" for anyone other than Farage himself is... confusing.

@xtaldave We're gonna need more popcorn.

@xtaldave That's the one.

@xtaldave “huff, huff, political witch-hunt, Dominic Cummings, mandate, got brexit done, nobody told me I was a lying lawbreaker”. Repeat ad nauseam.

@xtaldave There are some rare gems up in Newington too, if you were willing to hazard the Neverending Roadworks™.

@admitsWrongIfProven It wasn’t in reply to anything; it was an observation of disgraced former PM Johnson’s pathetic attempt to avoid parliamentary scrutiny for breaking the law re Covid restrictions.

Fifty-two pages to say nothing and lie while doing so? Truly a politician of our times.

@statsguy Nailed it.

Discovered that it’s almost impossible to hum Chopin’s Funeral March if thinking about Williams’ Imperial March.

@coldwarsteve *bravo*

@xtaldave That’s been his schtick for the past few years. I can only imagine he’s somehow managed to say that for 50 pages.

Crace has the measure of him. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/mar/20/i-boris-johnson-do-solemnly-declare-the-truth-yes-i-know-this-is-a-first?CMP=oth_b-aplnews_d-5

@clacksee You missed meeting ours by a mere 6.5 years and 5 miles. So close!

It’s amazing that Johnson really thinks that anyone who isn’t already a completely deluded idiot will believe a word he says.

@anarchic_teapot @clacksee Everyone eventually finds Rose Street. The trick is finding the way out.

@rjblaskiewicz Thank you, mr magic 8 ball.

@xtaldave TBF have the DUP ever voted *for* anything? #nevernevernever #nonononono

@xtaldave Oof.