nullifidian @nullifidian@qoto.org

I’m a little concerned that The Wife™ is going to be more enthusiastic about the helium-filled balloons than the actual gifts I chose for her birthday. 😬

@rjblaskiewicz You look exhausted. 😄

@gpowerf I’ve only ever broken one tv, and that was because a window blew in in a gale and fell onto the tv after “bouncing” off my head. 🤕

@gpowerf Oh no! 😱

@xtaldave Fortunately Glitter is in the clink. Same can’t be said for the psychopaths running the Motherland.

Now I’ve had coffee:

Good morning, Mastodonians. I’m glad you’re here.

Somebody believed the words that came out of Paltrow’s face? That explains the success of her “wellness” grift, then.

@neonbubble I approve this message.

Taking the littlest one to the V.E.T. for her heart scan this morning. I’ll hold your paw all the way, you brave girl.

Evri still suck.

@neonbubble (IIRC and my mind wasn't playing tricks on me) it was even on TOTP at one point, which was quite bizarre to see...

A single bullet and a large hole which can be later filled with McDonald's wrappers, supermarket shopping bags and empty crisp packets are easier and cheaper than refitting former military bases, hotels, cruise ships, and even portacabins and tents, and don't even need flights to Rwanda!

#TotallyToryTopTips!

@neonbubble For your edification https://youtu.be/b9u5z2rveTs

@neonbubble Amazing, although I do prefer Rosetta Stone’s version.

“Friend!”

Great. Cut myself shaving right under my nose. Now I’m having to sport a piece of tissue paper as I can’t find the styptic pencil and I look like a geriatric Hitler.

@rjblaskiewicz Truly groundbreaking. Ballbreaking. Something-breaking!