pies @pies@qoto.org

i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

How come I can't develop some sort of clinical happiness?

Think I might join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent, groceries or bills for the next 10 years, whether you are successful or not.

@girlonthenet All products marketed as "for men", "for boys", "for women" or "for girls" must specify en detail on the packaging what the risks are if they are accidentally used by the wrong gender.

Kelloggs is worth $19B & made $1.6B in profit in 2023.

So as 1 in 4 military families, 1 in 6 Americans, & 1 in 9 children are food insecure—Kellogg's boasts about celebrating that insecurity & advertises "cereal for dinner."

Shameful. Greedy. Cruel. smh
https://www.businessinsider.com/personal-finance/kellogg-ceo-cereal-dinner-save-money-2024-2

I saw this online somewhere and I just had to recreate it. This is my coding happy place.

You have been visited by margaret hamilton. Fast code and moon landings will come to you but only if you boost this toot

I’m Japanese American, and I would have fallen for this!

I just sneezed and farted at the same time and I think my body took a screen shot.

h/t to @tess_machling

@fox I read this as “I have a 6-year-old” and it was just as relevant

My daughters and I are feeding cows 10,000 pounds of macadamia nuts each and totally don't need to be taxed at 95+ percent of our income.

What the?

This feels like a Star Trek episode.