@LizardSF So the crown union with Scotland never happened? (And how much does that matter?)
For years I have washed my hair with a Kroger-branded knockoff of Head & Shoulders.
Yesterday in another supermarket, finding no dandruff shampoo other than H&S, I bought the real thing for once.
Today I used it … and now I'm going to wash my hair again to get rid of the scent, which persistently stings my eyes.
@trash_witch At least it doesn't extend to retired pigs.
This is a recent phenom; perhaps an early sign of dementia. Or, as some might say of me, merely the latest.
@trinsec Found it, thanks. Standard does include “Mastodon light”.
@baldengineer You came so close to phrasing that recursively.