How come dogs don't masturbate?
@vaughan they lick themselves down there, but isn't that more for cleaning themselves
@tonyredgrave I'm not talking about licking. I once watched a girlfriend's dog gather up all of the blankets in his bed into a big bunch. Then he got over the top of them and humped, rubbing his penis between the blankets and his belly. It was hilarious but he became self conscious when he realised we were watching.
@tonyredgrave They do. I've seen it happen.