Jan 04, 2023, 20:04

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 20:04:16 +0000
vader, chatgpt, DrunkLukeSkywaker

Content warning: A ChatGPT Sexist Drunk Luke Skywalker scene.

Luke Skywalker stumbled into the crowded bar, a drunken grin plastered on his face. He weaved his way through the throngs of people, finally spotting Darth Vader seated at the counter.

"Hey, Dad!" Luke slurred, staggering over to the dark lord.

Vader turned to him, a scowl on his face. "I am not your father, son," he growled.

"Oh, come on," Luke said, waving his hand dismissively. "We both know that's not true. And even if it is, that just makes you my step-dad. And step-dads are cool."

Vader let out a sigh, shaking his head. "What do you want, Skywalker?"

"I saw that Twilek dancer over there," Luke said, gesturing towards the stage. "And I just have to have her. I mean, have you seen those tentacles? They're so exotic and sexy."

"I see," Vader said, a sly smile crossing his face. "And what makes you think you have a chance with her?"

"Well, I am a bit of a celebrity," Luke said, puffing out his chest. "I mean, I did blow up the Death Star and all. And I am pretty charming when I want to be."

"I see," Vader said, nodding. "And what about me? Do you think the Twilek would be interested in an old, scarred man like myself?"

"Are you kidding?" Luke said, patting Vader on the back. "You're Darth Vader. You're the most feared man in the galaxy. And besides, you've got that whole 'dark and mysterious' thing going for you."

Vader chuckled. "Very well, then. Let's go see if we can win the heart of the Twilek dancer."

The two drunken men stumbled over to the stage, swaying on their feet as they approached the dancer. Luke stepped forward, a broad grin on his face.

"Hey there, beautiful," he slurred. "How about you come out on a date with me? I promise I'll show you a good time."

The Twilek dancer gave him a bored look, shaking her head. "Sorry, buddy. I don't date drunken buffoons."

Luke's face fell. "Aww, come on. Give me a chance."

But the Twilek had already turned her back on him, walking away.

Luke let out a loud, disappointed groan. "Woo hoo!" he yelled, whipping out his lightsaber and swinging it around drunkenly.

Vader shook his head, grabbing Luke's arm and pulling him away from the stage. "Come on, son. I think it's time we call it a night."