Mar 22, 2026, 15:01

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 15:01:36 +0000
uspol, sortof, justkidding

Our troops are all stoned.

Our Secretary of Defense had to bury his pants in college.

Our Commander in Chief is a ridiculous caricature of a leader, a caustic child bashing tanks and planes together on a sodden mat.

If you ever wanted to invade the United States, now's the time.