>Our experts will help you set up an LLC so you can start to flex.

ah yes i will FLEX on all these PLEBEIANS because i am a GEN Z with a LIMITED LIABILITY CORPORATION
@methyltheobromine @vriska ahem no it is for the Hustler Generation, the Gen Z (look above)
@nik @vriska I refuse to see that gen z is old enough for banking accounts
@methyltheobromine @vriska im 20 and gen z and have 6 bank accounts does my existence offend you

@nik @methyltheobromine someone post that fedi corvette copypasta i just remembered it

@nik @methyltheobromine it ws my all time favorite flex on fedi from lik 4 years ago, some dude was like "I own a corvette, and I bet you dont even own a vehicle of any kind"

@vriska @nik @methyltheobromine I make more money than you, get more pussy than you, drive a fucking Corvette, own my home free and clear and I'll probably be able to retire in like 10-15 years if I wanted to. You on the other hand, are emotional about Internet shit, politically illiterate, probably are ugly af, and I wouldn't be shocked if you don't even own a vehicle of some sort.
@sim @vriska @methyltheobromine @nik All these anime avatar #mastodon users posting hot anime chicks impress me. If you want a cute Japanese chick go to Japan and get one. Keep jerking off to cartoons and be a fucking man and get a real one. Ive fucked literal Japanese school girls in uniform who moaned just like the cartoons and guess what, I also did it by posting stupid shit on the #fediverse or browsing mastodon anime posts, while also leaving the house. 🤦‍♂️🇯🇵 #anime #hentai #newgab #cringe
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