#Flickr, year 2,709:

Soong & ICBC Ltd. (new owners of 陳財閥, the conglomerate that just acquired Flickr) have identified items in your photostream that violate community guidelines and/or exceed your free usage quota. YOUR PHOTOS ARE AT RISK OF DELETION. Upgrade to a Premium Plan as soon as possible to avoid losing data. WE MEAN IT. This time it’s for real. Paid subscriptions start at RMB 990 billion per month, or just ¥ 9,17 trillion p.a. for annual subscriptions. WE ARE, LIKE, SERIOUSLY, DELETING YOUR STUFF. DO PAY!