Colress @1997@qoto.org

i went to the doctor today to check for testicular cancer but found out instead i had ligma instead.

90s kids love pogs, nickelodeon, and russian oligarchs looting the entire country

I accidentally just starred my own toot which sounds like some gross sex thing

Ban me Mastodon I'm begging you

twitter good ending: revolution
twitter bad ending: all get banned
twitter true ending: mastodon

The one thing I really, REALLY miss about Twitter is the ability to mute a thread. Notifications are kind of a mess in general

I genuinely love the intensity of the local and federated timelines.