When the reindeer were very grumpy when one called in sick, they would abruptly halt the sleigh, causing Santa to injure his leg as he fell out of the sleigh.
In those instances, Santa would write up the reindeer for "fell on knees."
Sometimes reindeer called in sick on #ChristmasEve .
This caused the other reindeer on the team to be exceedingly grumpy.
Santa had no tolerance for this.
He would write up the team. The charges? Missed deer, meaners.
@jurijuri So sorry to hear this! I agree with the "Jesus won't mind statement. Both of you be well!
I think it’s important to repeat: you don't "have something to hide" when you put blinds on your windows or close the door when you're on the can or wear clothes.
Privacy isn't about having something to hide. It's not about keeping secrets. It's about you being the person who chooses what you reveal about yourself, and when, and to who, and the other word we have for that is "dignity". Your inherent dignity, as a human being.
Your privacy is the agency you have over your dignity.
It looks like critical info, like phone numbers & emails, for every single Twitter account is now up for sale c/o a total data breach.
https://twitter.com/c7five/status/1606724099530694658?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1606724099530694658%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=
#Twitter
@akatonyab Programmed or entered by people who didn't study grammar. However, English grammar has changed since my time. See the Oxford comma and 2 spaces after a period ...
@akatonyab In your example, I'd write it (and correct it for my students) as "Waiting for Spring."
@akatonyab The way I was taught many, many years ago: Always capitalize the first and last words in a headline, and always capitalize nouns, verbs, adverbs, pronouns, and adjectives. An articles within the headline (not in first or last position) are not capitalized. Prepositions are tricky but usually not capitalized unless used as an adjective/adverb.
Holloways - from the Anglo-Saxon ‘hola weg’, or sunken road - are ancient green lanes carved over centuries by livestock, wagon wheels and human feet.
Locals call this one Hunt’s Lane but you won’t find that name on a map. Shivers down your spine are guaranteed as you follow in the footsteps of countless others and wonder: what errands were all those folk doing, what was on their mind?
#holloway #archaeology #medieval #history #environment #Somerset #Quantocks
For your Christmas cheer a Doctor Who Christmas song featuring Daleks. From the 1960s. #Christmas #music #1960s #Daleks #Dalek
Northern lights in Fairbanks, Alaska last night as photographed by Maia Hartwigsen.
#NorthernLights #Alaska
ICYMI @neilhimself reads Dickens ‘A Christmas Carol’ (Cue it up to the 10min mark) https://on.soundcloud.com/uwxSv #TisTheSeason
The #Jan6 Committee report is out. The details are damning.
Read it here and pass it on.
https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23514928-report_finalreport_jan6selectcommittee
@AriCohn Happy huskies in the snow. Neighborhood looks familiar too--I think I walked my dad's husky around there before.
Oh, and I forgot...As I was taking the eggs out, the whites had overflowed the carton and dripped on my suede mukluks...
I guess I can't blame EVERYTHING on the holiday season blues:
1. I've been waiting to see a specialist for a health issue I've been dealing with since last January. I've called the referred provider twice in the last 2 months and they "don't have the referral." I've called my primary 3 times about this and they've sent the referral 3 times now. Even if I get the referrals straightened out, there's a 3 to 6 month wait.
2. S.O. doesn't want to use Chrome on his main computer, so I bought him a really stripped down Windows laptop. All he did was complain while I was getting all the Chrome apps working, which he needs for tele-med visits.
3. Went to the grocery store to stock up on a few things. The price of eggs is ridiculous, but I bought a dozen jumbos. I put them in a cooler in the back of the SUV for protection. When I opened the hatch, the cooler fell out and 1/2 of the eggs broke. Scrambled eggs for supper, and the dogs get the rest.
4. Speaking of dogs, was playing with one of them and her mouth ran into my hand. Now I have a couple of butterfly bandages that I have to keep changing.
The next 8 hours have to be better!
Hey folklore people! Good news. After hosting #MythologyMonday on the birdsite for three years now, @AimeeMaroux and I are also bringing it to Mastodon!
Give the project a follow (@mythologymonday) and tune in next Monday to join the fun.
See you then!
#Folklore #FolkloreThursday #Mythology
Teacher, parent to 4-pawed children, and know just enough to be dangerous. Litigation disaster tourist--just along for the ride.
Navy spouse in the mountains of AZ.
#rorygallagher is the most underrated, unknown guitar god of all time.
The name is how I always understood the line from #T-Rex #bangagong instead of the actual "diamond star halo."