EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

In 2017, Saudi Arabia accidentally printed school textbooks which included an image of Yoda sitting next to King Faisal at the signing of the U.N. Charter in 1945.

Reddit u/informationtiger

Me in 2013: It’s annoying that everytime I touch the screen it does something.

Me in 2023: it’s annoying if I touch a screen and it does nothing.

I don’t want to “maximise my productivity”, I want to step through a wardrobe and have tea and buttered potatoes with a family of talking beavers.

I only use incognito mode for asking the questions that are best left a mystery.

A Japanese man rides his bike carrying Soba noodles on his shoulder in Tokyo, 1935. Colourised by u/vorst17735
#MadeMeSmile

Breathe!

That time - when you're in the zone - and...

Deep in Florida, an ‘ecological disaster’ has been reversed—and wildlife is thriving.

20 years and $1 billion dollars later much of Florida’s Kissimmee River has been restored to its natural state. 40 square miles of wetlands have been reestablished and rehydrated. A milestone worth celebrating.

#SomeGoodNews

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/article/kissimmee-biggest-river-restoration-ever-completed?utm_source=reddit.com

My poor husband just had to tell me that he would very very much prefer it if I didn’t try to find out if having a whole bunch of those squeeze chickens in different sizes would mean that I could have an actual Rubber Chicken Harmonica

A glory hole but to boop dog noses.

ME: Am I healthy enough for sex
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment

If you’re waiting on a service person to show up to your home and you’re getting impatient, either get naked or sit down to have a poop and they’ll be sure to arrive immediately!

If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home, why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?