EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

@Saltssaltgirl ❤️

#DogsOfMastodon

I was never struck by a strong urge to become anything.
I always drifted with the flow, but was never deeply involved in anything.
Good or bad. Except to make money. In the easiest way possible.

@healyn

@sonictyrant@mstdn.social 😂😂😂😂😂

@Tierno158
Hell, yeah !

@ashinillinois@lor.sh ❤️

@doot ❤️

I once took accounting classes. One night after class the instructor told me that I had an aptitude and he'd like to offer me a position. I told him "No offense, but I'd rather poke my eye out with a pencil."
Fast forward several decades and I'm trying to convince customers that the report isn't broken, it doesn't show anything because they haven't entered any data.
Shouldn't take three days, right?

@ashinillinois@lor.sh
That's why I moved to Florida.
Look at the weather for DFW!

@vw@lor.sh
Resembles the bridge at the Hoover Dam.
I guess going over a gorge is a one-size-fits-all bridge,

When you needed the best, and the best was strange, you took what you could get.
-Michael Anderle

@sirilyan
If you ever get a chance to see the Pinky POV, it's well worth keeping.

@Madhattermommy
Well, that's the fastest I've ever done that.