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Hedgehogs!

Why can’t they just share the hedge?

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On my tombstone I want it to say: Thoughts and prayers didn’t help one bit.

@HanSoloCup
My ex-wife thought that I was possessed, eating M&Ms
Just
Like
That

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If this message reaches you, the universe wants you to know that you are doing your absolute best! Keep on doing what you do, the way you do it, and don't forget to rest! With rested mind and body, you will do even better!

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So tired of society's rules. That's it, from now on, whenever I eat something, I'm starting from the middle.

@LadyDragonfly
And so many governments use Twitter as their PRIMARY method of communicating with their people.
That sucks.

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Twitter: "Hi, we're run by a cryptofascist who reinstates the accounts of literal nazis while suspending those of press. We'll keep randomly taking away features with no notice and limiting your visibility until you pay us a monthly fee, which you can only do in a handful of countries. Vaccines are bad, the election was rigged, and we love Putin!"

Mastodon: "Hi! You need to choose a server and our DM UX is a little iffy."

Users: "NEVER BEFORE HAVE I FACED A CHOICE THIS HARD"

@emaytch
Spaniards in South America in the 1500's.

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hard for me not to draw parallels between ppl in tech ravaging communities and industries and then burning out and going into other industries together with the history of colonizers seeing themselves as needing to just get theirs for a decade or two before getting out

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This day in history. 1966. The Soviets launched dogs Veterok and Ugolek into orbit on Cosmos 110, for a record-setting 21 days. Something happened to them up there, something unnatural, but they never spoke of it.

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I don't eat between meals. As long as gummy bears don't count.

I just returned from the weekend spent in Apalachicola, Florida, with the writers Cap Daniels and Logan Ryles and the Cap Daniels beta readers team.
What a delightful time, ate much more than necessary.
Shout out to the Apalachicola Chocolate & Coffee Company, the Indian Pass Raw bar and The Owl Restaurant in Apalach.

@Funntastic@mastodon.social
Me, too, but a lot longer ago than you.

I've been a beta reader for several authors. This weekend one of them took some time and stayed in a resort near me. I went to meet up, and a half dozen other beta readers showed up. We drove around and did some sightseeing and had some really good lunch.
As far as I'm concerned, this is what it's about.

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At this point I just apologize to people as soon as I meet them.

@Funntastic@mastodon.social @Saltssaltgirl
Welcome.
Most any friends of the saltster is a friend of mine.

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day 1: the ai chatbot is self-aware!

day 2: the ai chatbot is incredibly depressed and wants to lose about 15 pounds

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