EvilK @EvilK@qoto.org

This day in history. 1633. Galileo faced charges of heresy for saying the planets revolve around the sun. But the Catholic church admitted its error and apologized, in 1992.

Seen.

Doctor: I’m going to write you a prescription. Your insurance probably won’t cover it.

Me: Is there a generic?

Doc: No.

Me: Is there another med that will do the same thing?

Doc. No.

Me: How much is it?

Doc: $1600 a month

Me: So I’m supposed to choose either paying my mortgage or this medicine?

Doc: Isn’t the American healthcare system grand…

This made me actually lol, for real.

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Give her what she really wants this Valentine’s Day - Reproductive rights, an ancient tome of curses, the souls of her enemies, and pockets in every dress.

Happy Birthday, @princesaballena!

(this is not a DM because I want everyone to see and join the celebration!)

Shambly. It's my new everyword. Everything is shambly. Good tho.

Lines. It takes two to tangent.

Server: Do you have room for dessert?
Me: Nope. But that’s never stopped me before.

when i’m trying to remember what i came into the room for

I keep seeing articles about Mastodon slumps, and journalists going back to Twitter. Is it fair to say, that maybe Mastodon isn't for journalists, or brands, or even people who want large accounts? Maybe Mastodon is true social media, for people who want to interact and discuss, not be influenced, sold to, or manipulated with cult style tactics and followings. There will always be groups who dislike the idea of the people controlling their own inputs, people who don't like the idea of accessible Administration, and people who don't like the idea that if we don't like a space that we can just move to another one, or even create our own. Individualism is scary to the kind of people who thrive on complacency, and not challenging the status quo.

Me: don’t talk to me until I’ve had my first cup of coffee

Coworker: it’s 2:30 in the afternoon

Me:

Coworker: you don’t drink coffee do you

Me: you’re still talking