Floyd @Floyd@qoto.org

I tried doing my own research, but the ethics committee said it's illegal to do in my own home

Them: Lisa Marie Presley dying at 54 from a heart attack is proof the vaccines kill...

Me: So Elvis Presley dying at 42 from a heart attack is proof that #covid vaccines have been tested longer than any other vaccine?

Of course, Exxon knew. I honestly hope there will be trials similar to those in the Hague.

//A new study published Thursday in the journal Science found that over the next decades, Exxon’s scientists made remarkably accurate projections of just how much burning fossil fuels would warm the planet. Their projections were as accurate, and sometimes even more so, as those of independent academic and government models.//

https://www-nytimes-com.cdn.ampproject.org/c/s/www.nytimes.com/2023/01/12/climate/exxon-mobil-global-warming-climate-change.amp.html

That was close... Thanks for the warning

Why is the device at the front of trains called a "cow catcher"? Surely the design is more suitable for splitting than catching.

This is how desperate the USA is to avoid using metric.

One special day

No chance of keeping this resolution

A man in a red suit has been arrested trying to enter Australia illegally. He was not actually in a boat, although the vehicle he was in looked remarkably like one. Although quite old, he was caught climbing on to roofs and dropping what looked like bombs down children's chimneys. He has been put in Villawood immigration detention centre and his animals have been placed in quarantine.

What a cruel sign...

Mickey was really a rat.

Is this the first University student busted for plagiarism for using #ChatGPT? How many might have been submitted in the past three weeks and not been caught?

Santa dresses in red and gives stuff away for free, does that make him a socialist or, god forbid, a communist?

This really has me worried!!

"The definition of fascism is the marriage of corporation and state." - Benito Mussolini

Another High Distinction is a lovely way to end the Uni year... One subject left for next year.
#DataAnalytics #Analytics

Scientists always keep the good stuff for themselves. If they shared the knowledge, this wouldn't have been necessary... 🤪

First day on a new contract as Senior Analyst at a govt department, filling in for a staff member on maternity leave.

They seem not only professional but a friendly bunch of people. I'm looking forward to stretching some of my data skills.

#data #analys

Sir, I have bad news. Your DNA is backwards.

AND?