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sure sex is good but have you ever perfectly executed the old stub your toe but turn it into a quick jog so no one notices manoeuvre

@KARiley40 Good luck. It’s so stressful when you hear news like that. I like to use a ladle, it’s less obtrusive.

anybody can be a dad but it takes a man with a thesaurus to be a progenitor

@Amycii@bofa.lol You are adorable. (Boost that ego.)

selfie, tit 

@transwitchlexi@cybre.space Hello! How was your day?

james blunt "you're beautiful" voice

your bootyhole

Artwork displayed in an upscale restaurant in D.C.

Totally not a butthole.

@drewfer I feel like brown goo should be oozing out of the center.

@muppetbutler Are the questions weird enough or are you expecting something different? I’m reading them and they are pretty creative.

Alcohol 

@ItsJenNotGabby Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice....

Posting wholesome content to break up the late night hornt posts

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