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eye contract 

I Matt,

Now Legally Own Your Eye

Signed.
Matt

(You Fool!! I’ve done this on tl multiple times before)

@Eweish1@bofa.lol Oye! Goyishe have no clue. Have a safe pesach.

One day I’ll have the self confidence to take selfies again but for now I’m gonna keep it green and recycle

Ted Chiang lecture on interspecies communicationshttps://boingboing.net/2018/09/19/separated-by-a-common-language.html

Selfie 

I dont have class for another 2 hours

From @WBUR: A study that followed Fortune 500 companies moving from cubicles to open office plans found face-to-face interaction dropped by around 70 percent.
wbur.fm/2Nm5PJy

New Glasses 

@mxsiege@octodon.social I can’t wait to see them on your face.

Worked a 12 hour shift. I’m going to crash...

selfie 

yesterday i discovered that taking pictures of yourself is a semi-decent way to stop urself from totally disassociating

@transwitchlexi@cybre.space Things To Do In Denver When You’re Dead

Bad joke 

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

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