Sivee @Sivee@qoto.org

shooting him was a prank and Cook just took the bullet badly

yeah I know its fucking spotify
but im broke atm

https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/offtopicwtheo

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@5c10ed0678805156d39ef1ef6d46110fe1e7e590ae04986ccf48ba1299cb53e2 Which came first, ranch or cool ranch?

aight ima dip b4 I sleep
might record the first episode of the podcast (comment blew for suggestions because I only have so many ideas)

So I was sitting at a coffee shop, casually configuring Gentoo on my Thinkpad T420j, when this girl walks up and sits on the chair next to my self-hosted VPN server. She asked me what I was doing, and I told her a bit about my machine and the customizability and user-friendliness of Gentoo. She laughed and said she just used a MacBook, but she might try out my setup some time. So, we continued talking: about life, about our jobs, about the city. After around ten minutes, I told her I needed to start heading home so I could install LibreToastr on my new toaster oven, but then she asked if she could get my phone number.

“I haven’t had a phone number for years”, I said, but I offered to give her my end-to-end-encrypted private key for my federalized OpenComm account. She laughed and said “I don’t have any of that, I just want to get to know you a bit more.”

That was when alarm bells started going off in my head. You know who else wants to get to know me more? Big tech, and the three-letter government agencies. I was already a little spooked by this girl, but it was then that I realized she was really a spy trying to collect my data via social engineering, to try and sell it to advertising companies.

I immediately packed up my bags and ran out of the store; any second longer I talked to her could increase the chance that my identity was compromised. I can’t believe I was almost stupid enough to give my OpenComm key to a complete stranger. It just goes to show how you can never trust a normie, even if they seem friendly. Have any of you guys ever had run-ins with government agents like this before? What tipped you off that they had malicious intentions?
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You ever find it weird that Nintendo couldn't translate Mother 3 because there would be too much to change?

But Nintendo can find the time to fundamentally change an entire fire emblem game multiple times?

Makes you think...

Rest in Piss

The #Starnix corporate takeover is complete 🤯