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Bro the new Mario game looks like the devs took "Mushroom Kingdom" a bit too literally.

@ghostorchid Ich sehe, du hast sämtliche deiner Freunde fürs Video drehen in Anspruch genommen

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"when will Bluesky add gifs"
"when will Bluesky add video"
"when will Bluesky add DMs"
"when will Bluesky add polls"
"when will Bluesky add muting words"

meanwhile:

I posted this months ago and it has only become more fitting since.

Funfact: The HTTP error code 451 appears when you try to access a website that has been blocked for legal reasons, such as censorship. Which, I'm sure, is absolutely not a reference to Fahrenheit 451

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I am OBSESSED with the wikipedia entries of numbers. They are always like:

xyz is:
-mathematical properties I've never heard of
-A sexy prime
-the SMTP code for "go fuck yourself"
-The number of Background dancers in the backstreet boys' hit single "Everybody"

I can forsee no repurcussions to this! Absolutely none!

Best line.

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"So we want, like, a really grounded design to illustrate how earthy the colour is"
That one guy who did EE101 in College: "I gotchu, bro"

@MiipMiip Same. Ich musste heute morgen das Auto freikratzen und am Freitag war ich noch im See schwimmen

@tortoc man beneide aber wie die AFD entgegen häufiger Narrative nicht überwiegend von alten Säcken gewählt wird

@Eris To be fair, it wasn't their fault that people re-used passwords. But still, this shouldn't be the kind of data that is just there for the taking

And that's why you don't send genetic material to a private company. reddit.com/r/privacy/s/hugTfwd

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Some information coming out of the antitrust lawsuit against Google:

"Google likely alters queries billions of times a day in trillions of different variations. Here’s how it works. Say you search for “children’s clothing.” Google converts it, without your knowledge, to a search for “NIKOLAI-brand kidswear,” making a behind-the-scenes substitution of your actual query with a different query that just happens to generate more money for the company, and will generate results you weren’t searching for at all. It’s not possible for you to opt out of the substitution. If you don’t get the results you want, and you try to refine your query, you are wasting your time. This is a twisted shopping mall you can’t escape.

Why would Google want to do this? First, the generated results to the latter query are more likely to be shopping-oriented, triggering your subsequent behavior much like the candy display at a grocery store’s checkout. Second, that latter query will automatically generate the keyword ads placed on the search engine results page by stores like TJ Maxx, which pay Google every time you click on them. In short, it's a guaranteed way to line Google’s pockets."

wired.com/story/google-antitru

@ghostorchid I mean yeah, that's an aesthetic I would wholeheartedly embrace.
Sadly, I didn't take any shortcuts to get to the mushrooms

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When you go on a stupid little walk for your stupid little mental health but end up completely drenched, chasing after an escaped horse and bring back enough mushrooms and chestnuts to get your family through the winter

I wanted to finally watch Nichijou but I literally can't watch it on any platform in my country. Feels like 2010 all over again

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In #DenHaag wird weiterhin auf der Autobahn demonstriert, die Polizei hat sich mittlerweile zurückgezogen, die Straße gehört jetzt den Demonstranten
#climateactionnow #endfossilfuels

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