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Maybe people like post apocalyptic scenarios so much because they are optimistic. After all, the existence of a post apocalypse implies that we survived the apocalypse. Which might be a comfort in today's pre-apocalyptic times.

Manowar: "We alone are fighting for metal that is true!"
Ea-Nasir:

So just to put that in context: This means that there is a 99.99966% chance that our oceans are fucked.

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So recently, our D&D party defeated a (slightly homebrewed) ancient black dragon and I think I finally understand the appeal of high level combat in D&D.
The fight stretched over 3 sessions, we needed an absurd amount of healing to stay alive and the first two sessions it looked like a really close call. But by the end of the third session, everyone could pull about 2/3 of all available stops and the dragon was feebleminded and effectively stun locked.

Probably the best D&D fight I have been part of. You can't really get that feeling of accomplishment at low levels where few battles last longer than a few rounds. But I could easily see it going the other way with a less competent DM since it's really hard to balance fights on such a scale.

Can someone please hack an electric car and replace the fake motor noises it makes with the bass-boosted Thomas the Tank Engine Song?

"It is known that money doesn't grow on lawns
And one can't eat it either but it does burns well.
So we burn the wheat and the turnips and the corn
And if we keep on burning it, the hat shall burn"

-Ancient German Proverb

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Hat die Wagenknecht ihre Partei echt "Bündnis Sarah Wagenknecht" genannt? Wow, sehr kreativ....
Sie hätte immerhin sowas wie "Sarahs Einheitspartei Deutschland" oder so.

Me, watching Yuru Camp for the 8394th time: I should really do a short, chill camping trip this winter

Me, looking at the state of German campgrounds: Nah, fuck that shit

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Bro the new Mario game looks like the devs took "Mushroom Kingdom" a bit too literally.

@ghostorchid Ich sehe, du hast sämtliche deiner Freunde fürs Video drehen in Anspruch genommen

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"when will Bluesky add gifs"
"when will Bluesky add video"
"when will Bluesky add DMs"
"when will Bluesky add polls"
"when will Bluesky add muting words"

meanwhile:

I posted this months ago and it has only become more fitting since.

Funfact: The HTTP error code 451 appears when you try to access a website that has been blocked for legal reasons, such as censorship. Which, I'm sure, is absolutely not a reference to Fahrenheit 451

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I am OBSESSED with the wikipedia entries of numbers. They are always like:

xyz is:
-mathematical properties I've never heard of
-A sexy prime
-the SMTP code for "go fuck yourself"
-The number of Background dancers in the backstreet boys' hit single "Everybody"

I can forsee no repurcussions to this! Absolutely none!

Best line.

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"So we want, like, a really grounded design to illustrate how earthy the colour is"
That one guy who did EE101 in College: "I gotchu, bro"

@MiipMiip Same. Ich musste heute morgen das Auto freikratzen und am Freitag war ich noch im See schwimmen

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