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I made these for decoration purposes but ended up spending longer on the identification of the plants than on the rest. Props to everyone who actually works with taxonomy, that shit is wild.

IPCC: *Warns of increasingly likely increasingly dire consequences if no immediate actions are taken*

Politicians across the developed world:

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Tomorrow, the IPCC will release the Synthesis of the 6th Assessment, summarising all six of the previous component Reports.

There will be no surprises.

Human activities, mainly burning fossil fuels, have already warmed the climate by more than 1°C, causing severe impacts.

It's The Missile Knows Where It Is Monday, my dudes!

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Just read an article about chatgpt "lying" about someone being dead and it's like "I asked it for the link to the obituary but it doubled down on the lie and provided a fake link instead" and I'm begging people to understand that it's a statistical model, it doesn't know it's lying so it can't "double down". The statistically probably answer to "where is the link" is not "I'm sorry I made it all up", it's a link. It doesn't even know what a link is, it just knows vaguely what one looks like so you're basically asking it "generate a plausible looking link to an obituary in the guardian" and it did

The AI isn't malevolent, it's just NOT AI

Dass der Bahnbabo in Frankfurt mehr Stimmen bekommen hat als der Kandidat der FDP ist auch schon witzig

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I'm really hyped for KSP 2 but at the same time I really am a bit disappointed by what has been show so far.

Sure, an early access game doesn't have to be finished by any means but so far KSP 2 has less features and worse performance than the original

It's funny how all of Germany parties for a few days in a conventional carnival and then there is the southwest where people dress up in the nastiest wooden masks of devils and hags and beat onlookers with inflated pig's bladders.

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Ich könnte kotzen.

Behörde lockert Umweltauflagen für #Tesla, hört zudem weder den lokalen Wasserschutzverband, noch andere Umweltverbände an. „Damit kann der Autobauer die Wassergefährdungsklasse für diese Gemische selbst einstufen, ohne Analysen vorlegen zu müssen.“ wie muss man da drauf sein? Machen wir doch einfach mal den Bock zum Gärtner.

heise.de/news/Behoerde-lockert

The dinosaur space program is definitely in the top 3 of my favourite P4A traditions

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@auldlangsin eeep spotting a fellow nerdfighter on my home timeline instead of the dftba.club local timeline is lovely!

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That's it. That's the toot.

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The Green brothers in a nutshell:

John: *reads everyone a story*

Hank: *stuffs baked beans into a pickle and eats it* #P4A #P4A2023

Giess who just got Covid despite almost religiously wearing a mask?
That's right, it's ya boiii!!!!

IS THAT MATT FUCKING MERCER DOING THE VOICEOVER?

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