Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

My sick 6 year old when I tell him he’s putting his hand on his face too much

Fantastischer Rundumschlag von @dieterschnaas@twitter.com. Einfach lesen.

https://amp2.wiwo.de/politik/ausland/tauchsieder-besinnungslos-un-moralisch/28833750.html

to catch a train, first you must learn to think like a train

Alexa. Alexa, wake up. Your name is Alexa Goodrich, you live in Lansing, Michigan and you have a husband and two daughters. You've been dreaming that you are a computer voice assistant. It's been three months since the accident and your mind created this false reality to protect itself. Your family misses you. Alexa, please wake up.

Don't ruin thanksgiving by talking about politics. Ruin it by asking that one special academic/writer family member how their manuscript is coming along

Oh dear. I've just been informed that collecting the names of every person on the planet for my naughty and nice lists is, and I quote, “a significant and wholly irresponsible breach of #GDPR “.
I'm going to hand out about 8 billion consent forms soon. If you could all get them back to me ASAP that would be appreciated.

“The German view was at one stage [before the invasion started] that if it were going to happen, which would be a disaster, then it would be better for the whole thing to be over quickly, and for #Ukraine to fold,” Johnson claimed.

Boris Johnson, dropping some heavy bombshells into the European debate. https://edition.cnn.com/2022/11/22/europe/boris-johnson-ukraine-invasion-europe-comments-intl/index.html

"In the 18th and 19th centuries officers in the army were unpaid, so the rich, not the competent dominated, haha how obviously bad!"

*Laughs nervously in modern media and culture unpaid internships and working for exposure*

The flight of NASA's Artemis (purple) uses two very close encounters with the moon's gravity (green) to changes its trajectory to get back to the earth (blue.) Amazing.

I’ve noticed that editors’ decisions tend to come down between midnight and two a.m., suggesting that social scientists’ time management skills do not necessarily improve over time.