Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

They really missed an opportunity to call it the “Next-Yenn Upgrade”

[crayon conference]

red: we should start by introducing ourselves, i’m red

yellow: i’m yellow

green: i’m green

blue: *deep breath*

The single moment in video games that keeps popping back up in my brain like a freshly toasted pop tart catapulted into the air in a TV ad is this. "Are women bourgeois?"

My friend just finished an Ironman and I just pulled a muscle falling off the couch after getting my foot stuck in my blanket

I eat oat bran, not for the heart healthy benefits, but for the diarrhea. I love having diarrhea.

goblin all doing his taxes and cycling the laundry and muttering "human mode" under his breath

To those of you who struggle to use big words, I can emphasize with you.

大阪の夜雨。Osaka rainy night. #cyberpunk #silentsunday #Fotomontag #photography

Fiat currency can only be used to buy tiny Italian cars.

#Germany's coal-fired power plants are running at 80%, gas-fired plants at 50%. The dreaded "Dunkelflaute" - high emissions, high costs.
https://app.electricitymaps.com/map

雪の京都。Snowy Kyoto. #Fotomontag #photomonday #photography

Control, alt, and delete walk into a spacebar…

A unit at my college is hosting an hourlong workshop to familiarize students with a web form they will need to fill in once, and that seems like a confession of failure

Whoever named the nervous system did a really good job

It was beautiful. I saw him, Jesus Christ. His hair was flowing like a river and his eyes were like the sun. He had wings with gems inlaid upon them, & a flaming cloak. He spoke to me, & whispered "Moisha, I don’t think that was a microdose"