Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

Almost time to move from the electrical outlet next to my couch to the electrical outlet next to my bed.

You’re not scrolling, you’re stroking a screen

If I don’t have one too many how will I know when it’s too many?

Wanna feel old? By classic rock standards, dubstep is classic.

Spending time with those that care for you is "self care", but I'm pretty sure 11 social media accounts is the same thing.

Bevy #WebGPU support just landed on our main branch! You can read about it and try out live Bevy + WebGPU examples in your browser here:

https://bevyengine.org/news/bevy-webgpu/

It is 2023 and I want a pair of dangly earrings containing FIDO keys in one ear and a tiny computer in the other, bone conduction headphones hidden in my hair so the computer can talk to me, and a BTLE ring I can tap on the table to send morse code commands to the computer. I don't feel I'm being unreasonable here and frankly I should have been able to get this eight years ago

@mcc I think the compiler should keep track of which operators you use a lot and give those higher precedence.

We all want to know
#OldMemesNeverDie

This older comic is going around. Animals with misleading names! A gentle attempt to poke fun at English common names.

her: *sadly* says here our neighbor died of natural causes

me: how many causes?

her:

me: so like he was crushed between a greenpeace truck and a world wildlife fund truck?

her: why couldn’t it have been you

We have officially entered "I think something is crawling on me" season.

@Chronomyst
Estranged dad from a movie who makes his child a knitted garment while in space and says "it's a space craft!" when he finally gifts it to them, but that's at the beginning of the movie before the child actually forgives him for leaving

#OldMemesNeverDie

Imagine a country on the way to a presidential election.

Presidential candidate A is criticized for lying constantly, trying to overturn the last election, stealing top secret documents from government, being involved in financial fraud, and having sexually abused a woman.

Presidential candidate B is criticized for being 4 years older than candidate A.

Then imagine, that this presidential election is a toss-up, because candidate A is really entertaining to watch on tv.

This is where we are.

Remember -- don't let ANYONE ruin your day. Don't empower them. It's YOUR day. Ruin it by yourself.

If only there was a phrase for this phenomenon
#OldMemesNeverDie

“You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
“Nope. I kiss YOUR mother with this mouth!”