Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

Dating someone that actually likes you is wild. Like, what do you mean this person actually wants me around? And tries to get to know me? And asks what my blood type is? Or if I have both kidneys? Or if I wanna fly out & meet them alone in an abandoned hospital? It's nice to feel appreciated.

“Bambi? Yeah, I know Bambi. Great guy. Fuckin’ shame what happened to his mom. Crap, I’m sorry. You can bleep that out, right?”

OMG who did this? I am crying

*pumping fists* woohoo, I came first! ~ good when doing the Olympics

*pumping fists* woohoo, I came first! ~ bad when doing the sex, apparently

#Bevy 0.11 is out now!

It features SSAO, TAA, Morph Targets, WebGPU, Granular Shader Imports, Parallax Mapping, Robust Constrast Adaptive Sharpening, Schedule-First ECS APIs, Gizmos, ECS Audio, UI Borders, Grid UI Layout, and more!

https://bevyengine.org/news/bevy-0-11

Fun #filmastodon Friday

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Do people who go to the gym after work know about Happy Hour?

Under the bed. #comics #cute #romance

Mastodon password please.

#Caturday #Saturday

Her: Your life just doesn’t seem to have a direction.
Me: “Down” is a direction, Brenda.

Every summer I have to paint my lawn green, but I dye grass

I've mostly been very happy with my preferred subset of C++ which is basically the "ANSI C++" I learned in college with a few quality of life features sprinkled in from later standards. It's very easy to reason about, I can work very quickly in it, and generally it's pretty easy to find and resolve most bugs you encounter, but as I've been converting Tangerine from a single threaded program to an aggressively multithreaded one I've come to appreciate that none of these statements are true

Q. Where do old dad jokes go when they die?

A. The groan yard

The headline read: Who Brought Cocaine Into The White House?

Pfffffft ... who hasn't?

If you could crack walnuts with your toes, would that be called a feet of strength?

HR: Well?

Me: it was a surprisingly good slingshot

HR:

Me: I didn’t know the eraser would hit him in the eye

HR:

Me: can I have my bra back?

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out! Responses may be delayed because I do not care about you