Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai @tormeh@qoto.org

Sorry, but I really got a kick out of this!

I pry open the crab shell but instead of sweet crabmeat I find a tiny, bustling city filled with people who have my face. It tastes terrible

Me: I know panty hose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone
Bank Teller: So is this not a robbery?
Me: No, It is

how do they carry their backpacks?

I asked ChatGPT to explain "machine learning" as a grumpy old man.

I scream.

You scream.

We all scream.

Christmas shopping sucks.

A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim'); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];--

HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.

They really missed an opportunity to call it the “Next-Yenn Upgrade”

[crayon conference]

red: we should start by introducing ourselves, i’m red

yellow: i’m yellow

green: i’m green

blue: *deep breath*

The single moment in video games that keeps popping back up in my brain like a freshly toasted pop tart catapulted into the air in a TV ad is this. "Are women bourgeois?"

My friend just finished an Ironman and I just pulled a muscle falling off the couch after getting my foot stuck in my blanket

I eat oat bran, not for the heart healthy benefits, but for the diarrhea. I love having diarrhea.

goblin all doing his taxes and cycling the laundry and muttering "human mode" under his breath

To those of you who struggle to use big words, I can emphasize with you.

大阪の夜雨。Osaka rainy night. #cyberpunk #silentsunday #Fotomontag #photography

Fiat currency can only be used to buy tiny Italian cars.

#Germany's coal-fired power plants are running at 80%, gas-fired plants at 50%. The dreaded "Dunkelflaute" - high emissions, high costs.
https://app.electricitymaps.com/map

雪の京都。Snowy Kyoto. #Fotomontag #photomonday #photography

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