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Brion Vibber :blobcatcoffee:​

This is the future public transit enthusiasts want

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Viraptor

@da_667 I see your "NAS leaks password" bug and raise "OpenStack API responds: this password is incorrect, it doesn't match $real_password" bugs.launchpad.net/nova/+bug/8

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pwtulley

Sign the petition (or your shoes are toast)

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Fickle Filly

“How’s life treating you?”

Me: With contempt.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑

Confucius: “Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.”

Me taking notes: 𝘊𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘨𝘦, 𝘨𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 2 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴.

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MadHatterMommy

“I woke up but am still sleepy”, an autobiography.

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Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai

Nuclear submarines are so insanely cool. They have to refuel once every 20-30 years. In between refueling, the core provides power, oxygen, and water for the crew. In fact, nuclear submarines only have to surface every 2-3 months to stock up on food for the crew, at which point any friendly port with a grocery store will do. That’s absolutely bonkers

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Furry in an Omegaverse Isekai

Isn't it somewhat pretentious how people say "tech" when they mean software? People working in automotive or aerospace don't say they work in tech. Maybe it's a sign of an inferiority complex.

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Mark Taylor 🇳🇿

#DogsOfMastodon #Dogs

Dave @SpotTheLoon2010

Guess who decided to eat the inkjet cartridge?

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚃𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑

I never finish anything. I have a black belt in partial arts.

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Ricki Gray Area Witch Tarr

It's pronounced "guh"mail.

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Bandersnaaatch

Parting is such sweet sorrow. For you, I mean. For me, it’s a colossal relief.

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Reticent Turnip

I'd like to take a moment and make this place just a little bit more like Twitter.

FUCK YOU, YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY, AND WHATEVER HORSE-LIKE MONSTROSITIES THEY RODE IN ON. YOU DESERVE THE ABSOLUTE WORST IN EVERYTHING.

Have a great day! 😊

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donni saphire

Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober

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mekka okereke :verified:

You don't have to be racist to participate in systemic racism. US policing produces racist outcomes even from "not-racist" people. I'm going to explain (again):

* why I've probably been pulled over way more times than most people you know, even though most of the times I'm pulled over, I get no ticket (because I did nothing wrong)
* how I stopped getting pulled over so much (because I understand the system)
* And why lots of cops say that the average voter is more racist than the average cop

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Gogs

Boostable patter! 100% substance-free!! Get it before I delete it and post it again!

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle

This day in history. 1920. The Dutch refused to extradite German kaiser Wilhelm because his pronunciation of "squirrel" was just too funny.

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Jason Weiser

You’re only as old as you feel!

Me: oh no

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Lizzy 💫

Energy spent learning and growing often feels wasted in today's climate. So I'm returning to my true passion; pettiness and revenge.

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Dropped Mike

judge: are you lying on the witness stand?!

me: I’m really very tired, your reverence

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