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Imagine how useless it would be to have a guide cat. They'd guide you to their food bowl then back to bed.

MY VACCINE ARM IS GROWING A SECOND ARM AND THE PHARMACY THAT MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARED IN THE CUL DE SAC HAS DISSOLVED INTO A HAUNTING MAGENTA FOG PLUS THEY WON'T STOP TEXTING ME ABOUT MY PRESCRIPTION BEING READY.

idk this just seems like a work of public art that isn’t going to age especially well

remember when they brought out curved tv screens and lighthouse keepers were like hell yeah finally i can mount my telly to the wall

I don't live in a echo chamber. My place is full of soft blankets, rugs, plants. The acoustics are fantastic

I don't know what I stepped in, but it tastes terrible.

Almost time to move from the electrical outlet next to my couch to the electrical outlet next to my bed.

You’re not scrolling, you’re stroking a screen

If I don’t have one too many how will I know when it’s too many?

Wanna feel old? By classic rock standards, dubstep is classic.

Spending time with those that care for you is "self care", but I'm pretty sure 11 social media accounts is the same thing.

Bevy #WebGPU support just landed on our main branch! You can read about it and try out live Bevy + WebGPU examples in your browser here:

bevyengine.org/news/bevy-webgp

It is 2023 and I want a pair of dangly earrings containing FIDO keys in one ear and a tiny computer in the other, bone conduction headphones hidden in my hair so the computer can talk to me, and a BTLE ring I can tap on the table to send morse code commands to the computer. I don't feel I'm being unreasonable here and frankly I should have been able to get this eight years ago

@mcc I think the compiler should keep track of which operators you use a lot and give those higher precedence.

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