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I find it dismaying how many of my attempts at conversation on a variety of topics so often turn into conversations about how so many people lack the skills and temperament necessary to have productive conversations.

How is it possible an entire generation has come down with Munchausen Syndrome?

"I want people to like me."

No, you want to be someone people like. There's a really big difference.

Rolled over and opened my eyes to a clock that read 1235.

Gotta acknowledge the near misses, too.

Those of you who say ex-spear-amint are really annoying to those of us who say ex-pare-iment.

"Arresting me is the next step in the conspiracy to silence me!"
*commits heinous crimes*
*tips cops to whereabouts*
*gets arrested*
"SEE?!?(?!?"

What a knob.

Who had "IKnowYouAreButWhatAmI?" on their SDE douchebag comeback bingo card?
Anyone?
Anyone?

"You have really weird taste in music."

Hey, thanks!

"Uh, heh, I didn't mean it as a compliment."

I know; that's why I took it as one.

"..."

How amazing is it that one of the greatest wits of our age is a neurodivergent, teenaged, Swedish girl?

Why is the difference between "terrible" and "terrific" not the same as the difference between "horrible" and "horrific"?

Start calling hamburgers "ground beef sandwiches" and see how people react.

"The examined life ain't no fuckin' picnic, either, pal."
- Me, just now, thinking of Socrates.

Happy Solstice, everyone! It only gets brighter from here. : )>

Well, I've just tested positive for Covid. Symptoms are mild because I'm all boostered up. I can even hazard a fair guess as to where I contracted it. I let precautions slip at the Headstones concert. Only myself to blame.

This isn't over, folks. Please, stop acting like it is.

6 people in Vaughan, Ontario were murdered by pseudoscience and paranoid conspiracy theory. Let's call it what it was.

Things aren't getting better. We need to address this.
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-6

Dunno if you were there but Hugh Dillon using a corded mic to wander through the audience is one of the biggest rock 'n' roll flexes I've ever seen.

He had a cordless mic. He used it when he went up to the balcony level.

He used the corded one because he KNEW no one would fuck with it. And no one did.

Headstones are true rock 'n' roll royalty.

I won't even pirate a Wil Smith movie, that's how much he can go fuck himself.

I just told Ringo he has cat-like grace.

Ringo is a cat and a bit of a klutz.

Ringo does not appreciate my humour.

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