turtlensue @turtlensue@qoto.org

⚠️ ATTENTION MARINERS MASTODON ⚠️

As the blue bird continues to implode and become less accommodating to anyone who isn’t a dyed-in-the-wool fascist, a reminder:

I built HitItHere.Cafe last month in anticipation of the migration Mariners fans needing a new home.

I love the community around our favorite team, and I’d love for this instance to grow it.

Please spread the word! GOMS

#Seattle #Mariners #GOMS #baseball #baseballmastodon #marinersmastodon

I need to save this “notorious crime lord Elan Mollusk” tweet - pics from Epic’s Cat Ninja

https://twitter.com/stephaniekays/status/1334537266568581121?s=46&t=nPcFIv9Ko1mPA2bCykIr7A

Madison Cawthorne won't read your "haha he's in a wheelchair" joke.

Donald Trump will never see your fat joke.

Joe Biden will never hear your jokes about his stutter.

Your friends will. Your friends with mobility aids. Your friends who aren't a size 0. Your friend with a speech impediment they've worked relentlessly to overcome.

If you want to make a joke about a politician/public figure, find something worth joking about. Ableism ain't it. Weight ain't it.

Examine the engine of your humor.

Elon is now suspending accounts of anyone who criticizes him or his companies. Whatever happened to all those free speech warriors and why are they not outraged over this?

Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing highway to the manger zone.

I am pretty sure that it would be pretty easy to implement a chatbot to replace 90% of NFL color commentators

We went Christmas tree shopping and youngest kid found a broken branch and decided to go full Charlie Brown on it.

When I get to 100,000 followers on Mastodon I will officially bring Mastodons back from extinction.

Boost and favorite this post to help make this happen ASAP.

I worked at a major insurance company you’ve probably heard of. This is true

One of my friends signed up at qoto and now wants info on how to change servers - is there a good tipsheet I can point her to? #help

On the day that Elroy Mush-for-brains says he's going to reinstate the Mango Mussolini over on the bird app, my mom tells me she'll probably vote for anyone running against him in the GQP primary.... Because she doesn't think he can win.

Taking this opportunity to redo my formal #Introduction here: I'm Dr Neuro and I'm a medical science communicator that has been focusing on #Covid and other infectious disease & #epidemiology topics since the start of the pandemic.

I am an infectious disease
specialist at the CDC, and have worked in the #globalhealth arena for a long time focusing on clinical policy development and #equitable access for all.

You can find me here:
twitter.com/Neurofourier
twitch.tv/dr_neuro