yeroc @yeroc@qoto.org

computers used to scream when you connected them to the internet. this was correct

See also being pulled into a random slack channel with no context…

Funny story: This was my work, patented by my supervisors at my first summer research position. They waited until I was out of the country for a gap year, and never told me they had patented and possibly even sold it.

https://patents.google.com/patent/US5479513A/en

The one good thing AI chat bots are good for.

"Hey, chatGPT what is a recipe for banana bread?"
"Here it is with cooking instructions."

"Hey, any search engine what is a recipe for banana bread?"

"Here are 14 links every one of them will be a long story about someone's grandmother, a bunch of pictures, more stories about someone's grandmother, but keep paging down but then page back up because you just skipped past the ingredient list. Okay now that you've found it page down three more times past more copy about the writer's grandmother for the cooking instructions."
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#chatGPT

The state of search in 2024:

Google: "We threw away decades of search knowledge and Internet indexing and just made an answer up "

Bing: "Here's 100 tangentially related pages from 2010 that I only included because your query appears in a tag cloud in the website's footer"

DuckDuckGo: "Here are the Bing results, only with ✨privacy✨"

Reddit: (this user has deleted their entire post history using PowerDeleteMyShit. Fuck /u/Spez)

Yahoo: "Oh thank god, someone's actually using our search engine! No, we're not just Bing!" *frantically trying to cover up the giant Bing sticker* "NO DON'T GO TO GOOGLE!!!!"

Yandex: "Here are all of the Russian-owned resources on this topic. Only Russian sources are trustworthy. Everything else is fake ne—I MEAN, misinformation"

Kagi: "We'll give you what Google used to give you for free, for the low low price of $10/month!"

Ask.com: [hoarse screaming and clawing noises can be heard from the ground beneath a headstone that says "Here lies Jeeves: 1996-2006"]

“Politics isn’t about solving problems any more, it’s about exploiting them.”

good line-- grim-- but good line.

from Alastair Campbell about the UK, but applies beyond there.

https://www.ft.com/content/bc19bbf4-2939-489e-a113-e21d5baf356d

(comic) As the years go by https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-as-the-years-go-by

TIL: #LinkedIn shortens urls longer than 26 characters to "make them easier to read"

https://www.linkedin.com/help/linkedin/answer/a521889/short-urls-in-shared-posts

They actually say that, out loud, in their docs.

Eighty years ago today my namesake died in France. Murdered as a POW by elements of the 12th Panzer Hitlerjugend, probably on the orders of General William Mohnke.

This is the story of that day. https://kiggavik.typepad.com/the_house_other_arctic_mu/2010/06/and-now-you-die.html

Governments continuing to use #Twitter threads to communicate important information during an emergency is certainly a choice.

I wonder if they are aware that users now need an account in order to see more than one post in the thread at a time?

Here's the City of Calgary with a 7-tweet thread on the massive water main break, of which only one tweet is viewable.

#calgary #yyc #alberta #ableg #yyccc #canada #socialmedia

The primary adversary most IT/sec shops are intended to defend against is auditors

How I imagine the user story for every large social media platform adding autoplaying videos that often can't be disabled: as an Instagram user, I want videos in my feed to start playing automatically but muted so that I always miss the first several seconds of audio should I want to hear it.

“Mr. Shatner wept. He was struck not by how much was “up there” but how little. “Everything I had thought was wrong,” Mr. Shatner wrote later. “The contrast between the vicious coldness of space and the warm nurturing of Earth below filled me with overwhelming sadness.” He suddenly understood how fragile the home planet was, and he knew it was all we had.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/05/24/opinion/elon-musk-spacex-brownsville-texas.html?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Final Frontier @final-frontier-mike

I learned today, from reading the obituary of Lorne Greene’s son, Charles, that Bonanza was filmed in Incline Village Nevada. Which got me reminiscing about a fellow from there who came up to LaRonge to disappear in the wild. It didn’t go as he had it drawn up.

https://kiggavik.typepad.com/the_house_other_arctic_mu/2006/11/how_not_to_disa.html

#Chromium (and #Chrome) begins phasing-out Manifest v2.

https://blog.chromium.org/2024/05/manifest-v2-phase-out-begins.html

This means, among other things, that uBlock Origin is about to be disabled in Chrome. Google will choose a different extension to recommend but it can not be as effective as #uBlock Origin.

Following #Google's example, may I instead recommend you switch to #Firefox.

Firefox will continue to support Manifest v2, and consequently uBlock Origin and other extensions that can not be implemented with Manifest v3.

Happy browsing.

The future of support: "I wasn't able to convince the support AI this was urgent enough to grant me access."

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40529033

If mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood, they'd be more popular.

Today's data: inflation rate falls to 2.7% in April. Would have fallen more, but gasoline pushed the rate up. Shelter remains largest contributor, but pace of increase is falling.

https://www150.statcan.gc.ca/n1/daily-quotidien/240521/dq240521a-eng.htm #cdnecon #cdnpoli

just backed @mwl's “Run Your Own Mail Server" kickstarter https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mwlucas/run-your-own-mail-server

I'm way too lazy to run my own email infrastructure (I don't even run my own webservers!) but I'm looking forward to learning about what's involved in running an email server anyway

I say it over and over. Read absolutely every word @Doubleemmartin writes. Every single thing she writes. https://open.substack.com/pub/melissamartin/p/green-line?r=4iztn&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email