Joshua Isaac (H3dg3v0lt)

Hand study... Definitely need to work with proportions and POV, but seems to be coming together... it will be at hand close enough.
#Handstudy #Art #Drawing #Badpun

Myndex 🔵

Today's geeky joke:

A grumpy old mathematician walks into a bar and he yells at the bartender "I hate this place! And you're ugly too!" as he angrily slams a 2 down on the bar to make his point "And the service sucks too!" and he slams another 2 onto the bar, "and it smells like a sewer too!" and slams another 2 on the bar - till there's a a pile of 2s on the bar.

When the tirade was finally over, the bartender replied "That's so mean, it's median and mode at the same time".

Ba dum ching.

#mathjoke #badpun #math #pun

Anna Saultron

For the spooky season celebrators remember this month costume of choice, for word artists, is the spooky ghost writer...

Yeah I know the pun is bad I guess it's just my humor or I have a type
writer...

#writing #writingcommunity #badpun #pun #pennedpossibilities #writerscoffeeclub #wordweavers #phantastikprompts #writers
#TimeTravelAuthors #authors

David W. Jones

Pun

Did you hear about the woman trying to decide between marrying a brewer of IPAs, or a poet? Her choice was for bitter or for verse.
#badpun

IƧΛΛC

I've played with drummers so bad at keeping the rhythm that I'm sure they'd be safe avoiding the worms of Dune 🙈

#BadPun

David W. Jones

Pun

If you don't believe in paying the real estate agent that sold your house for you, you don't believe in sell-fees.
#badpun

David W. Jones

Four-letter word

Did you hear about the voter that always voted NO on sewer treatment bonds?
He didn't give a shit about shit.
#badpun

David W. Jones

A long time ago, in a Galaxian far, far away...

VIDEO GAME WARS!

#badpun

David W. Jones

Needling the tailor, the seamstress said, "Ahem. You seem to have lost the thread of your argument. Are you coming to a point?"
#badpun

David W. Jones

What are hardened criminals made of?
Con-crete.
#badpun

David W. Jones

What was the #1 newspaper in Morder?
The Nude Orc Times.

#badpun #lotr

Rachel "Red Pen" Lapidow

Q: What do you call a copyeditor who takes a lot of notes?

A: A stet-nographer.

#BadPun
#DadJoke

Twoowls Elt

@VeroniqueB99 …that must’ve been hard to achieve… #badpun

David W. Jones

In the original language of the Book of Genesis, Eve was blessed, for she came from the Holy Sparerib. #badpun

7heo

@ParadeGrotesque @botvolution please do 🙏 I'm really curious. A document made mostly of meta information sounds a bit suspicious to me. But so does such a size reduction...

Plus, I'm pretty sure this would be Google-Information rather than Meta-information... #badpun #dadjoke

Nevkontakte

What would you call renting a room to a sketchy kind of dude?

Sustenance 🥁

#badpun