Autoerotic Defenestration

auf jeden Fall werde ich bei unserem nächsten Teamwork-Day einen Slot "#COBOL für Frontender" anbieten :-D

Apr 22, 2025, 08:23 · · · 1 · 0
Autoerotic Defenestration

soll ich meine #COBOL-Journey verbloggen?

Apr 22, 2025, 08:15 · · · 0 · 0
Autoerotic Defenestration

Hab meiner Mutter erzählt, dass ich mit dem Gedanken spiele, aus Jux #COBOL zu lernen.

Ihr erster Gedanke war, dass ich mir das doch von meinem Arbeitgeber bezahlen lassen könnte 😂

(bin Frontend-Entwicklerin)

Apr 22, 2025, 08:14 · · · 0 · 0
Ross of Ottawa

Uniformed pondering re Vatican

I thought ex-pope Benedict was still around. I imagined him in a cottage on Vatican grounds, wearing sweats and a Ramones T-shirt, managing a vague "hey" at the coffee machine.

But wikipedia tells me he died back in 2023. That seemed to go by rather quietly amid the COVID mayhem.

It would've been good to have a retired backup pope, you'd think. You could call them back into service like an old #COBOL programmer, for a short stint while waiting for the white smoke.

GreenSkyOverMe (Monika)

New programming language Kobold and the d is silent

#COBOL

cs

The Coding Language Caught in DOGE's Crosshairs

@clive speaks to Brooke Gladstone about #COBOL and manages to touch upon the gendered roles of coding and tag #GraceHopper and #FlowMatic on his way to explaining why “modernizing” old code on this scale cannot be done in a few months, why old code works well, and why #AI won’t necessarily help them do it well. #OnTheMedia

wnycstudios.org/podcasts/otm/a

The Coding Language Caught in DOGE's Crosshairs | On the Media | WNYC Studios

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, or…

WNYC Studios
Apr 17, 2025, 19:43 · · · 3 · 0
Compliance matters!

@linuxnews Letzte Woche mit einem Kunden gesprochen, arbeitet in einer Krankenkasse. Sind dabei von #Cobol auf #Java "umzustellen". Hat sich die Deutsche Bank schon von OS/2 verabschiedet? Oder: Welcher historische Zeichensatz wird in Überweisungen verwendet?

Man will es gar nicht alles wissen.
#alterSack

yianiris

What's the deal with "tech" industry, aren't there other industries? Is it because it is the only industry left in EU/UK/US while manufacturing has moved? Or because it is fashionable more profitable?

Because it pays well at the moment? So did #cobol programming and stick welding

@JennyList

IT News

Porting COBOL Code and the Trouble With Ditching Domain Specific Languages - Whenever the topic is raised in popular media about porting a codebase written in ... - hackaday.com/2025/04/16/portin #softwaredevelopment #featured #interest #gnucobol #fortran #cobol

Matthew Martin

Mind blown. You can run IBM #zos on a PC with a personal edition license.

ibm.com/docs/en/zdt/14.2.x?top

And it has IBM #COBOL inside it. I don't understand why this was so hard for me to find. Looks like I need a new machine (linux host, 1tb drive space and then enough oomph to run a VM)

Personal Edition

ZD&T Personal Edition enables a single user to run…

www.ibm.com
Elizabeth K. Joseph

Just watched an #IBMZDay session about the #COBOL Upgrade Advisor for z/OS (CUAZ), and it reminded me that the feelings people have about COBOL being old are so weird.

There are new Enterprise COBOL compilers being released on a regular basis, with new features. And new (first released in 2021, and continually improving) tools like CUAZ to help with upgrades!

Oh, and COBOL is still really good at what it does.

Knowledge Zone

#OnThisDay Venus_de_Milo, the famous #Greek #Sculpture, was discovered (1820) by a peasant.

Grace Hopper led development of #COBOL (1959).

Birth Anniversary of American #Biochemist Melvin Calvin (1911) - most famed for discovering the Calvin cycle along with Andrew Benson and James Bassham, for which he was awarded the 1961 Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

knowledgezone.co.in/news

CheapPontoon

@jp
My first job out of college was reading #COBOL sysdumps and patching other programmers' mistakes at 3am so overnight processing could complete.

Hey #AI I'd be happy to teach your machine how to do that.

ThePdog

Doge mucking up SSA software p2

The fact that a once reliable website now regularly crashes also indicates that these Doge techies don't really understand the basics of website configuration and server needs. I feel sorry for anyone who is not already on Social Security. Trying to start your benefits now sounds like it will be very rough.

rawstory.com/social-security-d

2/2

#SocialSecurity #Doge #cobol #website #collapse

ThePdog

Doge mucking up SSA software

This is certainly disheartening. I was extremely concerned about Doge trying to modify or rewriting COBOL software. AI isn't going to be much help because bugs will arise and AI, which created the bug, will not be able to fix it without knowledgeable assistance. I don't think COBOL has been taught in decades.

1/2

#SocialSecurity #Doge #cobol #website #collapse

Nate Allen

I would be a greybeard #UNIX guy if I could grow a non-scraggley beard, and it's unfair to the #DOGE teens to claim that the IRS and Social Security rely on ancient #COBOL code that only a few people alive actually understand. They also rely on ancient #FORTRAN code and even I never studied that at Computer Camp.

Apr 06, 2025, 02:45 · · · 1 · 0