Metalpoet :pentagram:

Me explaining to the non-technical mother of my children why you can't use #TPU in the #AMS #lite

"It would be like trying to shove a wet noodle through a hose.... no wait, I got a better analogy... it would be like trying to have vaginal sex with Ben Shapiro".

TOV

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#Linux #lite #Linuxlite #lightweight #distribution #ubuntu

Nov 02, 2024, 13:56 · · · 0 · 0
lobster

:lobster: Dear Elephants and friends,
#Favoured, #flavoured and #fragrant.
As a heretical [insert beliefs and opinions of choice] #FAQs advocate, I like to:
- #Find the Impassable #Transmission :ablobblastoff:
- #Meditate on my #Excellencies :ablobtonguewink:
- Act the #Play
- Baste as well as roast
For example, here are some lesser FAQs about #Buddhism #Lite:
- The #Buddha liked to wear death saris/shrouds, probably dyed with #turmeric
- He said people should erect a #statue of the tree he gained #enlightenment under, rather than of hymn/her
- buddhism-for-vampires.com/

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