Larry Garfield

When your function expects a path fragment string as a parameter, you MUST specify, explicitly, if it should have a leading, trailing, or neither forward slash.

If you do not say *explicitly in the docblock of that exact function/method*, then you are wrong and your code is wrong and I will curse your name every time I am forced to use your broken code.

#Programming #PHP

Ric

What do you mean my code isn't readable? 🤔

#PHP #SQL

Alerta! Alerta!

Sometimes I wonder whether we reached a point in the #PHP development where a "preprocessor" would help to cater for specific demands from different "fractions" of developers...

The "less characters are good" type could then write "phpx" files that get converted (and cached) to php files before execution.

similar one could write functional code in "phpf" files....

And like symfony generates a lot of code from the written code some tool could then generate PHP-code from these special files...

Johan Janssens

Super fun session yesterday on building PHP plugins with WASM and extism.org at phpconference.com/berlin-de

We ran 15 minutes over time — oops 😅 … but that's what happens when the room’s full of great questions and curious minds! Thanks to everyone who joined! #php #wasm

Get the slides here: tinyurl.com/phpconference25ber

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🇵🇸 Álvaro González

I was reviewing code from a colleague where she would update 20 million rows one by one after doing JSON manipulations in #PHP, and my feedback was that it could be done with a single query, which I enclosed. I could clearly feel her astonished face in the chat window while I answered her questions. For younger generations, #SQL has become a dark arcane spell from the Ancient People.

LucileDT

My employer, after 7 months of work, fired me overnight. Because I would be too "finicky" about code quality and security risks, which would better suit "a bank or cybersecurity company".

So I'm again #lookingForJob, either at #Montpellier (France) or #fullRemote. I am a #fullStack #developer with almost 10 years of experience on #php, #symfony, #html, #css, #javascript (#jquery and I'm also learning #vue). I am fluent in English, both written and spoken.

#FediHire

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LucileDT

Mon employeur, après 7 mois de période d'essai, vient de la rompre du jour au lendemain. Parce que je serais trop "pointilleuse" sur le code et les risques de sécurité, ce qui conviendrait mieux au secteur "de la banque ou de la cybersécurité".

Donc #jeChercheUnJob à nouveau, sur #Montpellier ou #fullRemote. Je suis #developpeuse #fullStack avec presque 10 ans d'expérience professionnelle sur #php, #symfony, #html, #css, #javascript (#jquery mais je suis en train de me former sur #vue)

🥧 asgrim 🇺🇦 :verified:

It was an absolute pleasure to finally fulfil @shochdoerfer NUMBER 1 dream and LIFE GOAL of having me speak at @phpugffm - I spoke about, and we had great conversations, about #PIE - the PHP Installer for Extensions, and a cool new feature idea from @dkreuer that we'll look into! A great little community, thank you for having me! ❤️ #php #phpc #phpcommunity #communityworks

Nils Adermann

Meet us at IPC in Berlin today & tomorrow at our @packagist booth. 👋 Would love to chat about Composer, supply chain security, dependencies, or show you our new tool Conductor! Don't forget to pick up a Composer sticker 😉

#php #phpc #composerphp #ipc #ipc2025